moopsie:

”it felt good, didn’t it?”

”wtf mom”

Didn’t it ;)

the-adequate-gatsby:

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

snoopdeer:

that dum song firflies with dog and cat instead of person

-jheeze:

Marla - Grizzly Bear

suffocatinggrandpa:

alternate star wars universe where jabba and han and leia and chewbacca are like man let’s just be bros instead of h8ng and they chill out while the sith take over the galaxy and luke gets eaten

ok what really happened is me and jordanna went to go save brett but then he was too fucking loud for my tastes so I was like “ok let’s just let him rot at carter’s feet and stand here looking fucking pro”

which is the truth considering I made it 

moopsie:

moopsie: